The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

This is very funny. Click the > button below to play the audio clip. I am so sure you will laugh like hell.

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: “you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fork” and she tell me: “everyone wanna f@?k “. I tell her “you don’t understand me… I wanna fork on the table”. She say: “you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch”.

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet”. He tell me to go the toilet. I say “you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed”. He say: “you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch”.

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said “peace on you”, and I say: “Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth”. I gonna back to Italy!

23 Responses to “The Italian Man Who Went to Malta”


  1. 1 Ruta Jan 25th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    lol
    :-]

  2. 2 franz Jan 29th, 2006 at 5:57 am

    ahahah!
    awesome! LOL

  3. 3 Italian boy Jan 30th, 2006 at 12:21 am

    lol, really really lol, but the one who talked in the record isn’t italian at all

  4. 4 9527 Jan 30th, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    Italian boy,

    Ha. I didn’t know that. This is just for fun. No offence. ;)

  5. 5 Chris Feb 12th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    This is the funniest ever lolz
    :]

  6. 6 Jackolin Feb 14th, 2006 at 9:52 pm

    LMFAO!!!

  7. 7 FK0R0FLOL3 Mar 2nd, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    lol this shit is good

  8. 8 brains Oct 18th, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Oh come on! If you really need the audioclip for it to be funny, then that’s just sad. And that’s a really old joke!

  9. 9 9527 Oct 19th, 2006 at 8:09 am

    Why sad? The clip is NOT real. If it is not real, I don’t see any problem here.

  10. 10 damir Apr 13th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    really really cooooll..orginal idea…i can lough every time i hear this..

  11. 11 Srikusum Jun 13th, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    Beautiful way of presenting…
    I liked the way how it was spoke..

    Cheers

  12. 12 Samuel Aug 8th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    lolzz tooo cooll… anymore fun stuff like this ???

  13. 13 Tony Sep 13th, 2007 at 10:54 pm

    Dude! this is flippin hilarious!

  14. 14 Italiano from ROMA Sep 28th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Yes is not Italian the voice, and I suppose is someone from Malta instead.
    I’d like to know the average knowledge of English Language of that population ;)

  15. 15 davidson Oct 11th, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    this is fucking funny the italiam man is such a fucking dickead

  16. 16 zuko Oct 12th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    wanna dae ai go down to malta to eat a breakfest i se i wannt 2 pieces of tost she se well go 2 the toilet i se you dont understand i want 2 peace on zi plate well you better not peace on the plate u sun of a bitch

  17. 17 italian boy Nov 25th, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    this is crap by the way it is very old i remmember this joke when i was 2 and now i am 22

  18. 18 italian boy Nov 25th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    this joke its home is the bin it is so so rubbish

  19. 19 Antonio from italy Mar 26th, 2008 at 2:17 am

    cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was very funny

  20. 20 Antonio from italy Mar 26th, 2008 at 2:24 am

    the man who is doing it is from england or italy?

  21. 21 TARU MARSU Sep 15th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22 henry seng Jan 17th, 2009 at 2:48 am

    lol…..Wow Ha ha ha ahhhhhhha ah really funny

  23. 23 nicole Apr 29th, 2009 at 7:56 am

    this is so fuckin funny man if u dont like u must be on alot of medication. so what if it is old who told you to listen to it. all this person is trying to do is makr it funny but some of yall are being so difficult

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