This is very funny. Click the > button below to play the audio clip. I am so sure you will laugh like hell.
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: “you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fork” and she tell me: “everyone wanna f@?k “. I tell her “you don’t understand me… I wanna fork on the table”. She say: “you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch”.
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet”. He tell me to go the toilet. I say “you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed”. He say: “you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch”.
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said “peace on you”, and I say: “Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth”. I gonna back to Italy!
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ahahah!
awesome! LOL
lol, really really lol, but the one who talked in the record isn’t italian at all
Italian boy,
Ha. I didn’t know that. This is just for fun. No offence.
This is the funniest ever lolz
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LMFAO!!!
lol this shit is good
Oh come on! If you really need the audioclip for it to be funny, then that’s just sad. And that’s a really old joke!
Why sad? The clip is NOT real. If it is not real, I don’t see any problem here.
really really cooooll..orginal idea…i can lough every time i hear this..
Beautiful way of presenting…
I liked the way how it was spoke..
Cheers
lolzz tooo cooll… anymore fun stuff like this ???
Dude! this is flippin hilarious!
Yes is not Italian the voice, and I suppose is someone from Malta instead.
I’d like to know the average knowledge of English Language of that population
this is fucking funny the italiam man is such a fucking dickead
wanna dae ai go down to malta to eat a breakfest i se i wannt 2 pieces of tost she se well go 2 the toilet i se you dont understand i want 2 peace on zi plate well you better not peace on the plate u sun of a bitch
this is crap by the way it is very old i remmember this joke when i was 2 and now i am 22
this joke its home is the bin it is so so rubbish