The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

This is very funny. Click the > button below to play the audio clip. I am so sure you will laugh like hell.

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: “you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fork” and she tell me: “everyone wanna f@?k “. I tell her “you don’t understand me… I wanna fork on the table”. She say: “you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch”.

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet”. He tell me to go the toilet. I say “you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed”. He say: “you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch”.

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said “peace on you”, and I say: “Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth”. I gonna back to Italy!

18 Responses to “The Italian Man Who Went to Malta”


  1. 1 Ruta Jan 25th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    lol
    :-]

  2. 2 franz Jan 29th, 2006 at 5:57 am

    ahahah!
    awesome! LOL

  3. 3 Italian boy Jan 30th, 2006 at 12:21 am

    lol, really really lol, but the one who talked in the record isn’t italian at all

  4. 4 9527 Jan 30th, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    Italian boy,

    Ha. I didn’t know that. This is just for fun. No offence. ;)

  5. 5 Chris Feb 12th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    This is the funniest ever lolz
    :]

  6. 6 Jackolin Feb 14th, 2006 at 9:52 pm

    LMFAO!!!

  7. 7 FK0R0FLOL3 Mar 2nd, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    lol this shit is good

  8. 8 brains Oct 18th, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Oh come on! If you really need the audioclip for it to be funny, then that’s just sad. And that’s a really old joke!

  9. 9 9527 Oct 19th, 2006 at 8:09 am

    Why sad? The clip is NOT real. If it is not real, I don’t see any problem here.

  10. 10 damir Apr 13th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    really really cooooll..orginal idea…i can lough every time i hear this..

  11. 11 Srikusum Jun 13th, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    Beautiful way of presenting…
    I liked the way how it was spoke..

    Cheers

  12. 12 Samuel Aug 8th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    lolzz tooo cooll… anymore fun stuff like this ???

  13. 13 Tony Sep 13th, 2007 at 10:54 pm

    Dude! this is flippin hilarious!

  14. 14 Italiano from ROMA Sep 28th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Yes is not Italian the voice, and I suppose is someone from Malta instead.
    I’d like to know the average knowledge of English Language of that population ;)

  15. 15 davidson Oct 11th, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    this is fucking funny the italiam man is such a fucking dickead

  16. 16 zuko Oct 12th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    wanna dae ai go down to malta to eat a breakfest i se i wannt 2 pieces of tost she se well go 2 the toilet i se you dont understand i want 2 peace on zi plate well you better not peace on the plate u sun of a bitch

  17. 17 italian boy Nov 25th, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    this is crap by the way it is very old i remmember this joke when i was 2 and now i am 22

  18. 18 italian boy Nov 25th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    this joke its home is the bin it is so so rubbish

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