This is very funny. Click the > button below to play the audio clip. I am so sure you will laugh like hell.
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: “you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fork” and she tell me: “everyone wanna f@?k “. I tell her “you don’t understand me… I wanna fork on the table”. She say: “you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch”.
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet”. He tell me to go the toilet. I say “you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed”. He say: “you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch”.
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said “peace on you”, and I say: “Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth”. I gonna back to Italy!
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ahahah!
awesome! LOL
lol, really really lol, but the one who talked in the record isn’t italian at all
Italian boy,
Ha. I didn’t know that. This is just for fun. No offence.
This is the funniest ever lolz
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LMFAO!!!
lol this shit is good
Oh come on! If you really need the audioclip for it to be funny, then that’s just sad. And that’s a really old joke!
Why sad? The clip is NOT real. If it is not real, I don’t see any problem here.
really really cooooll..orginal idea…i can lough every time i hear this..
Beautiful way of presenting…
I liked the way how it was spoke..
Cheers
lolzz tooo cooll… anymore fun stuff like this ???
Dude! this is flippin hilarious!
Yes is not Italian the voice, and I suppose is someone from Malta instead.
I’d like to know the average knowledge of English Language of that population
this is fucking funny the italiam man is such a fucking dickead
wanna dae ai go down to malta to eat a breakfest i se i wannt 2 pieces of tost she se well go 2 the toilet i se you dont understand i want 2 peace on zi plate well you better not peace on the plate u sun of a bitch
this is crap by the way it is very old i remmember this joke when i was 2 and now i am 22
this joke its home is the bin it is so so rubbish
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was very funny
the man who is doing it is from england or italy?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
lol…..Wow Ha ha ha ahhhhhhha ah really funny
this is so fuckin funny man if u dont like u must be on alot of medication. so what if it is old who told you to listen to it. all this person is trying to do is makr it funny but some of yall are being so difficult