我諗有好多人都聽過羅馬尼亞三人組合 O-Zone 嘅 Dragostea Din Tei(英文版叫 Ma Ya Hi)。我之前唔識哩首歌,有一次我無啦啦睇咗一個叫做 Numa Numa Dance 嘅無里頭自拍 video 之後就識咗哩首歌,首歌愈聽愈鍾意,之後重發現有好多人學 Numa Numa Dance 嗰條友咁用哩首歌做背景音樂,有啲重連手勢動作表情都學埋,拍咗好多 video post 上網,次次睇完都笑死咁濟。今日就同大家分享一下哩啲 video,不過唔好笑得咁大聲,費事嘈親隔離!
This is very funny. Click the > button below to play the audio clip. I am so sure you will laugh like hell.
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: “you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fork” and she tell me: “everyone wanna f@?k “. I tell her “you don’t understand me… I wanna fork on the table”. She say: “you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch”.
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet”. He tell me to go the toilet. I say “you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed”. He say: “you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch”.
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said “peace on you”, and I say: “Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth”. I gonna back to Italy!
I think I need some multimedia functions in my blog. So, now, I have the Audio Player WordPress Plug-in (by 1 Pixel Out) installed. This plug-in allows me to insert MP3 files in Flash form into my posts and pages.
Here you go an example:
Click the > button to play the audio
Click the || button to pause the audio
Enjoy.
Updates: I found that the current version of this plug-in was not able to display Chinese ID3 tags from the MP3 files. I have informed Martin (the author) already. He promised that he would consider adding full character set support into future releases. Thanks Martin.
WTO MC6 終於完結,聖誕節嘅氣紛除即擁現,好多人出街購物,周圍都好多人,尤其係銅鑼灣同旺角,迫得水洩不通。我自己好鍾意聖誕節,因為聖誕節係慶祝耶穌誕生,一個普世歡騰嘅大日子,當然值得開心。而且我好鍾意冬天,同埋可以同我鍾意嘅人喺埋一齊(肉麻?冇錯!我有時都覺得自己好肉麻!),又有長假期(華府老規矩,規定放到 New Year 假期後先至要番工,唔洗扣假),又可以食到我亞媽整嘅豬排、火雞同葡國雞(我亞媽整乜都好好味架,尤其係哩幾味),人生如此,夫復何求!
尋晚亞占士哥同埋亞珍姐嚟到我屋企附近 call 我話同我飲杯嘢喎,我當然係豪不猶豫咁應承佢地啦。換個快衫,跟住就一個箭步出咗去。一落到樓下就已經見到亞占士哥架 Audi A4 Avant 以其極之神秘嘅保護色(簡單啲講,姐喺黑色)哩埋咗喺一邊。我一步一步咁慢慢行過去,我心情固然興奮,但係又有點緊張。終於,行到埋去,一睇,嘩,架車真係好靚,絕對係人間極品!
內籠
一坐到上架車已經發覺 Audi 絕對並不是浪得虛名,無論內籠佈局同用料都真係十分講究,攪到我坐喺亞占士哥架車咁耐,摸足佢 … 架車個內籠咁耐,重要一路摸一路嗌『嘩,好正呀!』、『嘩,好勁呀!』,愈摸愈 high(係愈嗌愈 high 先啱)!跟住我地就去咗鯉景灣飲嘢。
引擎
架 Audi A4 Avant 雖然用同 GTI 一樣嘅 2.0T FSI engine,但係就無 GTI 嗰種爆炸力。可能係因架車比 GTI 重好多,同埋唔係用 DSG 波箱(佢用 Multi-tronic 波箱)嘅關係所至。整體嚟講,架車尚算好力。
避震
占士哥架 A4 係屬於 S-Line 版本,避震比普通版硬,其吸震同反彈表現非常好,硬過 A6 Avant S-Line(可能因為 A6 Avant S-Line 跟 18 吋軨,又要有舒適嘅感覺,所以避震無咁硬),但係又未至於好硬,我覺得 GTI 個避震硬啲、穩定啲。沙板同車胎(車頭)啱啱好有兩隻手指位距離,車身高度適中。
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